Do you know how much mail you get when...

...you go to prison for 7 months?

42 lbs., 14 oz.

Clean, Articulate Biden

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The Upchuck Baby Big Game Squares Pool

I am proud to announce that I am presenting my loyal readership with the following "gambling opportunity" for this Sunday's game. I guarantee you won't be disappointed with the results!

Entry Fee: $5/square (enter as many times as you'd like)

Payout:
End of 1st quarter - all squares win $1
Halftime - all squares win $1
End of 3rd quarter - all squares win $1
End of Game - all squares win $2

Go Team!

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"Chemical Ali"--> boxing DJ.

Light Posting Ahead

You'll be seeing less frequent posts here in the coming weeks and months, as I'm really not that into being a "blogger" anymore. I realize that I really don't have that much to say and you don't really have that much you want to hear about. So--um, yeah. [less than quarter-hearted peace-out]

BREAKING NEWS: CNN.COM GOES APESH*T OVER SCHEDULED EVENT

The Outfield Grass, The Crack Of The Bat, The Roar Of The Crowd, The...

Can't wait...

Search Resumes For Indonesian Jetliner

Can everyone agree to use a different word for a summary of a person's job qualifications? "CV", maybe? How about "jobqual"?